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BTW THE 9AIDA PERSON BL NIKAT ISMA SARDAR........





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Boss: Where were you born?


Sardar: India..


Boss: which part?


Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India.





-2-





sardar was fixing a bomb in a car.


MAN: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.


Sardar : Dont worry, I have one more.





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Sardar: What is the name of your car?


Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.


Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.





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Sardar joined new job. 1st day
He worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order,
So I made it alright.





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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.


Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.





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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God..! I have lost my hand, oh..!


Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying..?





-7-


Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?


Sardar: An old king's skeleton..


Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?


Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child